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On Stalin’s birthday, the custom was that Stalin would meet with honor students and ask them questions. Maria meets with Stalin, she is a senior in high school. “Who is your mother?” he asked. “Russia,” she said. He then asked, “Who is your father?” “Stalin” she said. “What do you want to be?” he asked. “A doctor” said Maria. She was sent to one of the best medical schools.

Second student, Vladimir greets Stalin. Stalin asks the same two questions, and Vladimir answers, “My mother is Russia and my father is Stalin.” “What do you want to be?” asked Stalin. “An engineer” replied Vladimir. So he was sent to the best engineering school.

Then Boris meets with Stalin who asks him the same two questions. Boris answers, “My mother is Russia and my father is Stalin.” “What would you like to be?” asks Stalin. “An orphan” replies Boris.

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joke from late 1940’s in Romania, as recited by Eva Mozes-Kor. (via gedenkenbrauchtwissen)

Now go, and don’t look back.

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goryghastlymeanandcruel:

pretty incredible tony abbott’s been in power a whole year already! feeling so proud of the current situation in my country!

  • Baby: M-m-m
  • Mom: Marxism will prevail?
  • Baby: M-mommy
  • Mom: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist
  • behold my long awaited return to this godforsaken website

    i have had more time to paint though which is nice i guess